Crack Pots

There's something divine about idling on the blog. Just out of the blue i created some jokes on the current political situation in the country.
Presenting the crack-pots. Enjoy !!!
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One day Mani Sucker Iyer came running to Sonia Manio...all sweating in his Khadi...

Mani Sucker Iyer : Sonia ji , Sonia ji, We have been attacked by Pakistan on West & China on East !!!

Sonia : Shut up My-Knee... , call an emergency meeting of Manmohan,Arjun,Lalu from Bihar,Kalu from T.N,Bhalu (Somnath) from Bengal...

Mani promptly gets up on his feet & reaches for the phone...

Sonia : And yea, before that book tickets for me,Rahul & Priyanka for Italy.

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Rahul : Mummy, Mummy when will i become the P.M ?

Sonia : Son, being P.M is not easy. You need lot of traits.

Rahul : Mummy, what do you mean by traits.

Sonia : Rahul, you are such an idiot. How did you ever graduate ??

Rahul : Mummy, are't you are forgetting something ?

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Shekhar Gupta : I think India is now truely a secular Nation.

Prannoy Roy : Yea. But i think there's need to demonize BJP further. Till that time our mission will remain incomplete.

Vinod Mehta : Boss. Why do you worry ? I have already spoken to my Pakistani counterparts & some liberals in Europe.BJP's days are numbered.They are all with us.

N.Ram :Yea, but what about human rights ? That industry needs growth.

Praful Bidwai : Arey Baba, i have already filed 3 more fake cases in Supreme Court. And i know the judge. We can get all the terrorists released within days.

Rajdeep Sardesai : But there's still work to be done. Modi is still C.M of Gujarat.

All : Shut up Rajdeep. It's b'cos of you, he's the CM.

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Shekhar Gupta : Sagarika, your last article was pathetic. We have received so many hate mails that our server has come crashing down. You should tame yourself. Understand ?

Sagarika : Shekhar, do you want to "Walk the talk" or no ?

Shekhar Gupta : Mmmm... Ok !! Did i tell you I am promoting you to Senior Editor & M.D now.

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Mani Sucker Iyer : Secretary, I want all the symbols of Hinduism removed from Government Buildings.

Secretary : Saaar, like what ?

Mani Sucker Iyer : Anything. Anything.

Secretary : Saar, instead of that, why don't we do one thing? We can paint all the government offices with Green Color.Green is color of Islam. In one shot we can kill two birds.

Mani Sucker Iyer : Smart baay.... And yea send a mail to TOI's editor. I want a headline in newspapers tomorrow. "Mani Iyer :The Architect of the Next Green Revolution".

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Secretary : Renuka Ji, we got a call from Tamil Nadu's Home secretary.They have cancelled tomorrow's inauguration.

Renuka Choudhary : What ? Have they cancelled the opening of new Tourism center in Chennai?

Secretary : Ma'm. yes you are right. mmmm... actually ma'm... The T.N government says, it will need some more time to build the stage which can take you & Jayalalitha ji together.

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Arundati : Kamla bai, make sure the the lawn is watered properly by our mali, OK? And yes also clean up the entire bunglow along with other servants.I want it spanking clean.
And ask driver Mahesh to take the Zen for servicing. I am taking Honda today.

Kamla Bai : But Ma'm where are you going ?

Arundati : I have to deliver a lecture on how to bring a social change & be sensitive to poverty & poor. You won't understant. Go inside & start work.